Miranda Mcmuffins jokes

WARNING:  All jokes are incredibly cheesy.

1.  Q.why did the vampires cancel their base ball game?

A. they couldn’t find their bats!

2. Q. What are you not supposed to eat for breakfast?

A . Lunch and dinner!

3. Q Why did the student give his teacher a computer?

A.  He wanted to give her an Apple!

4. Q. Why do witches fly brooms?

A. Because vacuums make too much noise!

5. Q. How do you make a witch itch?

A. You take away the W!

6. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Claus

Claus who?

Claus the door it’s freezing out here!

7. Q. What is Draculas favourite fruit?

A. Necktarines!

8. Man: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk in again?

Woman: Bye.

9. Knock knock?

Who’s there?

Who

Who  who?

Is there an owl in here?

10. Q. What dog can jump higher than a building?
A. Any dog, buildings can’t jump!

11. Q. What’s with circles?

A. They’re pointless!

12.Q: Did you hear about the guy they found dead with his head in his cornflakes?

A: The police thought it was a cereal killer.

13.Q: What did the blonde say when she saw a box Cheerios?

A: “Wow! Doughnut seeds!”

(no offence blondies)

14. The Energizer Bunny was arrested and charged with battery

15. It’s not that the man didn’t know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it.

16. Did you hear about the man who got hit with a can of  soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

17. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to the hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was doing, a nurse said “no change yet”

18. he drove his expensive new car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes Bends.

19. The one who invented the door knocker got a No-Bell prize.

Check back soon for more funny jokes!!!

 

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